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Sollux is very indecisive and has huge problems with making up his mind. He finds it to be a penalty of being able to easily understand both sides of the coin.
Sollux is pretty shy towards new faces. Ayup.
Sollux is very apathetic towards humans and shows an open distaste for them.
He isn’t very good with dealing with crowds/multiple people at once.
He is upfront about his emotions and will tell you whether he likes something or not. If not you someone else.
Hussie does a good job of mimicking the zodiac, but he could do better. I do this by my own personal knowledge, since throughout a time I studied the zodiacs out of curiosity. Libra and Gemini are fucking soulmates so I’m gonna say that Sollux has a very minor crush on Terezi. Sometimes he takes it a little too far and essentially inflates his emotions. He tries to stay away from her as much as possible in hope to get over her.
Despite that and his tendency to be honest, he will lie about it if it’s addressed.
He’s kind of ashamed of being able to admit he feels such a way about anyone actually.
He finds love to be overrated and wants absolutely nothing to do with it.
The subject alone gets him antsy.
When anything associated with love is questioned towards him, he gets nervous that someone has found out about his feelings towards her.
Sollux must know everything that’s going on. If he doesn’t he gets really pissed.
He has random bouts of being uncomfortably happy that only last for a couple hours.
He thinks remarkably less of others that don’t know as much as he does.
Sollux enjoys talking, but he’s not very good at making conversation. He’s also very sensitive about his lisp.
He doesn’t do it on purpose, but Sollux has a tendency to oversleep. Sleep is nice. Sollux likes sleeping.
He can quite literally make a code for everything.
Sollux isn’t very good at handling sugar. It makes him hyper.
He overreacts to situations that aren’t really a big deal, and underreacts to dangerous situations.
He genuinely cannot imagine anyone wanting to be matespirits with him or find him attractive in any sense of the word.
Sollux is usually emotionally indifferent.
He isn’t very comfortable with any form of physical contact with others. He’s very sensitive to it. (Especially when it comes to his legs.)
He loves learning new things. It’s part of why he’s so fond of Terezi. He find the way she acts very unique and interesting. Like a lab rat. Best analogy ever I know.
He hates it when people lie to him. He also considers all positive feedback towards him just the other lying to make him feel better about himself.
He doesn’t understand the concept of real life shipping. He finds it strange and incomprehensible.
Sollux abuses writing in Sarcastica.
He isn’t very good with keeping a beat or rhythm to music. Nor is he good with being poetic.
The more angry he is with someone, the more he’ll go out of his way to use words with the letter s. He will also emphasize the s so he can spit in their face.
He doesn’t find himself to be a very deserving person.
Even though he doesn’t lie very much, he will if it’s proven beneficial for him.
He’s overly dramatic, but usually in a very calm sense of the word.
He loves sugar and hates that he has to restrain himself from eating it.
Sollux is into bondage. It’s another thing he’ll probably lie about when addressed.
Adding to the things he lies about he also has two bulges.
He occasionally makes a hissing sound, but only when he’s angry. This comes from the black zodiac where Gemini is the viper rather than the twins.
He can be very poor at tending to himself. Often he forgets to give himself basic needs such as food or sleep.
No, he’s not very fond of people. But after the incident with Aradia he can’t kill anyone. He’s terrified of the idea. He’ll kill himself before anyone else.
He relies on others for entertainment. He can laugh and make jokes but he feels better around other people.
He loves My Little Pony.
Sollux doesn’t like Dave very much. He reminds him too much of himself.
Blood changes make his bipolar tendencies more common. He’s seen more often as an unhappy person as a low blood, but still smiles and laughs every once in a while. As a high blood he’d seem more happy and prone to laughter. He can be considered psychotic in a more high position on the hemospectrum because of this and his lust for blood. He’d become more self-destructive due to his fear of murdering anyone else.
He used to eat candy all the time. Those sweeps when he did was an outlet for his energy, which is why he’s so calm now.
He has hypocritical tendencies.
He has on-and-off addiction to porn. Moreso kismesis porn but yeah.
It’s easy for Sollux to become addicted to something. At the same time it’s also easy for him to stop.
He is pretty great at Tetris.
He fakes an ego sometimes so people don’t constantly remind him how good he is at the things he thinks he isn’t.
He occasionally calls his matespirit 01101000 01101111 01101110 01100101 01111001 which is the binary code for honey.
He likes mecha animes such as Gurren Lagann and Gundam. He prefers Transformers though.
He respects his lusus as an authority figure, but usually speaks to him the way he would any of his friends with less sarcasm.
If Sollux is close enough to someone he’ll have a tendency to ramble when talking to them.
Sollux genuinely hates Eridan, but it’s completely platonic. He hates him in this way just to bug him even more.
He likes food, but he still can’t be bothered to eat often. He’s a very picky eater.
He falls for people very easily. He also loses interest in someone very quickly.
He adores comic books.
He has many different personalities, not just two. It’s rare for any of them to show aside from his usual ‘fuck everything’ complex.
Sollux really likes Star Trek. His favorite seasons are The Next Generation and Voyager.
He isn’t very big on animals. He’ll tolerate them, but he’d never dream of having one as a pet.
He is an excellent gamer and very seldom dicks around. He only dicks around when he knows he can defeat the other with his eyes closed.
He isn’t very good at flirting. The topic confuses him greatly. He’d rather reel people in with just being himself anyways.
He’s very insecure about how empty his quadrants are.
The higher up Sollux’s blood caste is, the more emotional and destructive he gets. The voices that ring in his head also grow stronger, leaving him with an unstoppable migraine.
He takes the things he’s interested in very seriously, rather than the things he’s actually supposed to do. Things he’s assigned to do he only gives half of an attempt.
He enjoys collecting merchandise from TV shows, movies, and games that he likes. Well, he would if he could afford it.
He likes eating out because he doesn’t have to cook.
He can only stand to go a week without bathing. Tops.
Part of the reason why he doesn’t like to sleep is that he hates the feeling of sopor slime on his skin.
He doesn’t really like living alone, or being alone. He puts up with it because he feels like he has to.
He really likes robots and androids.
Sollux also becomes more critical, and maybe even angrier with a higher blood caste.
He has a split tongue.
When he talks about his feelings, he has a tendency to go into depth and say more than he should.
Sollux isn’t very good with commitment. He tends to alternate between different people in his quadrants.
He hates nicknames.
He acts like he doesn’t think he’s terrible so people don’t bother complimenting him sometimes.
He loves getting under peoples’ skin.
He likes challenging others more than being challenged.
He keeps a box of things to do under his desk in case guests come over. It mainly consists of board games, outdoor activities (like frizbees, jump ropes, etc.), chalk, video games, and movies.
He really isn’t that great of a cook. He bullshits the entire thing and just puts together what sounds good to him.
Sollux doesn’t only shorten the names of his friends to two letters. He’ll shorten compound words sometimes.
He fucking loves puns.
When he flirts, he usually uses lines that are considered corny due to his puns.
He also enjoys wearing suits as occasional casual wear.
He has a tendency to rush things.
He’s actually quite comfortable with his lisp until someone makes fun of him or teases him for it. He likes it because it’s the first programming language he learned.
Sollux can come up with creative ways to relieve his boredom, only half of which he actually goes through with.
He enjoys pailing and will get on other people’s back for being a pervert/bringing the topic up.
He can be a huge hypocrite.
He is a very open-minded person until he lets his emotions get in the way.
He will both give up and run away from his problems.
He uses a lot of very cheesy or punny pick up lines.
The rare times he does drink it’s usually mead.
He needs his glasses. Without them he sees life the way one would see a 3D movie without 3D glasses.
Sollux doesn’t think anyone cares about him.
He’s very forgetful.
On dates Sollux spouts out random facts in relevance to what’s going on to impress the other.
He finds grubs to be absolutely disgusting.
He doesn’t give good advice to people unless he likes/respects them.
He tends to make himself out to seem like the better person in a dispute/argument.
He looks up a lot of things in relevance to humans, but only out of curiosity.
Sollux doesn’t like to fight because it seems childish and he’s a huge wimp to pain.
He’s highly capable of patching up one’s wounds.
He prefers using natural remedies over chemicals.
He likes flirting, but he doesn’t like to be flirted with unless it’s funny.
He appreciates little things more than the big picture.
He draws. Not very often, but he draws. His style is rather abstract and lacking in color.
Sollux likes crime shows like CSI and Law & Order.
He likes to go to other peoples’ houses rather than people coming to his own because he doesn’t have to clean and he likes travelling.
This Sollux is classy as fuck with his many suits. He has a walk-in closet for them.
He really wants to learn how to tango because it takes two to tango.
He finds lace gloves and arm garters very attractive.
He has a really high sex drive.
Godzilla is amazing.
The smaller the horns the more sensitive to touch they are. Dependent on the way they’re touched will show an attempt at mating either blackrom (tight death grip), redrom (gentle caressing), moiraillegiance (like a pat on the head), or auspistice (flicking).
Sollux isn’t very good at understanding the type of friendship he has with most people.
He is deathly allergic to wasps.
He will constantly apologize and say that it’s his fault when it isn’t. But when it’s actually his fault he won’t think so or say anything.
He abuses the Bureau of Communication fill-outs.
Occasionally in his free time he reads Cosmopolitan. He likes sex that much yes.
Sollux has a huge distaste towards any quadrants that point positive feelings towards one another. He feels as if anyone that he feels good towards dies and one way or another it’s his fault.
Double the dicks so double the cum. This is a dumb headcanon fuck you.