March 2012
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==> Sollux: Pass out.
> In your moirail’s bed. Looks comfy. Very reasonable location. Fuck clothes you’re going to sleep like a MAN.
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that-derpy-catbert-kid replied to your post: that-derpy-catbert-kid replied to your post: ==>…
haha, oh man. i had to slap you to sober you up. ==> Let out a chuckle. but seriously, that just ended awkward for all of us.
what hwat
what
wat happened man
ffffiiilllll me iiiiiiinnnnn.
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bl1nd3dbyth3l1ght replied to your post: ==> Sollux: Binge.
M1ST3R C4PTOR… 4R3 YOU OF TH3 CORR3CT 4G3 TO COMSUM3 4LCOHOL?
their2 a drnkn ayge iin alturnya? pfff ii don’t eben no now old ii am 2ooooo
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that-derpy-catbert-kid replied to your post: ==> Sollux: Binge.
sollux, remember what happened LAST time you drank?
nnnnnnoooooooooope.
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chainsawsandfashion:
honeydiick2:
chainsawsandfashion replied to your post: The whole fucking alphabet
What Im Not Being A Bitch To You
“hey ii’m 2orry for beiing a diick”
“No You’re Not”
ii re2t my ca2e.
Sometimes I Wonder
I Mean You Apologize And Then Turn Around And Act Like Youre Not Sorry At All
But I Dont Think Ive Acted Like That Towards You Tonight
whatever.
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Anonymous asked: would you put kanaya in your matesprit quadrant?
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==> Sollux: Binge.
> You don’t have much time to engage in a night of revelry, but being intoxicated when you have too many things to ponder is nice. It’s been too long old friend.
==> Drink.
typicalfuckass:
chainsawsandfashion:
typicalfuckass:
chainsawsandfashion:
typicalfuckass:
chainsawsandfashion:
typicalfuckass replied to your post: would you fuck sollux again if he offered?
WELL LOOK THE FUCK AT THAT.
That Would Be The First Thing You See Karkat
THAT REALLY WOULD BE THE FIRST FUCKING THING I SEE
Surprise I Suppose
NOT REALLY A FUCKING SURPRISE TO BE FUCKING...
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chainsawsandfashion replied to your post: The whole fucking alphabet
What Im Not Being A Bitch To You
“hey ii’m 2orry for beiing a diick”
“No You’re Not”
ii re2t my ca2e.
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chainsawsandfashion:
Why
why not?
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that-derpy-catbert-kid replied to your post: that-derpy-catbert-kid replied to…
wow that was… dark.
Anonymous asked: The whole fucking alphabet
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chainsawsandfashion replied to your post: if kanaya offered, would you do her again?
Wait You Would
yeah.
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that-derpy-catbert-kid replied to your post: that-derpy-catbert-kid replied to…
I’M GOING TO KILL MYSELF OVER THIS!
==> Throw the guns out the fucking window.
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that-derpy-catbert-kid replied to your post: that-derpy-catbert-kid replied to…
JUST PUT THE GUN DOWN NOW MAN.
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conscience: you have a lot of things you need to reply to that are actually serio
me: shut the fuck up
conscience: they'll probably leave you and you'll wonder why you have no rp partners again
me: but malk
Anonymous asked: if kanaya offered, would you do her again?
Reblog if you're willing to answer publicly...
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that-derpy-catbert-kid replied to your post: that-derpy-catbert-kid replied to…
… . . > Bring the gun to your head wHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?
PUT YOUR GUN AWAAAAAAAAAAY.
Lets make cory the most reblogged picture on...
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that-derpy-catbert-kid replied to your post: that-derpy-catbert-kid replied to…
>Pull out a gun. Why do you have a gun WHAT EVEN IS GOING ON ANYMORE WHERE DID YOU EVEN GET THIS GUN FROM? WHY DID YOU BRING IT OUT EVEN ANYWAYS?
YOU’RE GONNA 2HOOT ME IIF II 2HOOT MY2ELF?
THAT
DOE2N’T
MAKE
ANY
FUCKIING
2EN2E.
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that-derpy-catbert-kid replied to your post: that-derpy-catbert-kid replied to…
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2HUT
THE
FUCK
UP.
==> Pull out a gun.
> You pull...
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the-l0st-child:
honeydiick2:
[[i lost a follower because malk
o]]
((What have learned?))
[[nothing
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that-derpy-catbert-kid replied to your post: that-derpy-catbert-kid replied to…
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[[i lost a follower because malk
o]]
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that-derpy-catbert-kid replied to your post: that-derpy-catbert-kid replied to…
i didn’t mean that you should just plain out ignore her! if she talks to you, talk back, obviously. oh my god say it right, it’s milk sollux, milk.
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royalsmelloffish asked: ==> contemplate relationships with others
Anonymous asked: > Be flushed for your moirail.
> Follower: Enter command. →
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that-derpy-catbert-kid replied to your post: that-derpy-catbert-kid replied to…
well, true… but i don’t think kanaya is that kind of person! and, it could be just how you normally are? i dunno. she just seems more like the silent treatment kind of person to me for some reason, and not just throwing it in your face
whatever. ii’ll ju2t iignore her. thank2 jh ii’ll get that malk...
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that-derpy-catbert-kid replied to your post: that-derpy-catbert-kid replied to…
well, if she’s the one to talk to you then maybe she’s not mad at you anymore?? and she could just be mad at just how you act around her.
ju2t becau2e 2omeone ii2 mad at you doe2n’t mean they’re gonna 2top talkiing two you. iin fact, 2ometiime2 they talk two you when they’re mad at you ju2t...
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that-derpy-catbert-kid replied to your post: that-derpy-catbert-kid replied to…
well, maybe she just needs some time by herself?? it’s not like she’s gonna hate you forever or something! she’s still your friend, after all.
yeah ok.
ii’ll iignore her for a whiile.
ii doubt 2he’2 gonna 2top tryiing two talk two me though.
BUCKET SPAM
karkatvantasfuckasses:
sassy-gay-jake-english:
virgo-vixen:
sthormthebastille:
GROUPS OF BUCKETS
SEE THROUGH BUCKETS
FOLDING BUCKETS
GLOWING BUCKETS
RUSTY BUCKETS
BUCKETS IN BUCKETS
WHY ARE THERE HUMAN INFANTS IN THESE BUCKETS?!
Please please please, never fill a rusty bucket. Practice safe filling.
^^^
Oh god,I’ve never really reblogged such heavy porn,SHIT imma...
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lonelyaradiabot:
yes what ab0ut that
ribbit yes assure it was quite 0bvi0us
…nevermiind.
are you a22ure?
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that-derpy-catbert-kid replied to your post: that-derpy-catbert-kid replied to…
ask if you did? i don’t think you did, though. she may just not be in the best of moods today for some unforeseen reason. shrug.
maybe. 2tiill pii22e2 me off though.
la2t tiime ii talked two her ii 2aiid 2omethiing that offended her obviiou2ly ii don’t know what or why but ii apologiized. 2he...
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that-derpy-catbert-kid replied to your post: that-derpy-catbert-kid replied to your post: what…
well, did she get that it was a joke? i mean, talking about killing grubs could be a touchy subject for her since she actually has one. well, did you do anything recently to piss her off? think baaaaaaaack.
no, but ii twold her two clear everythiing up.
maybe when ii wa2 all triicky ii diid...
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lonelyaradiabot:
honeydiick2:
lonelyaradiabot replied to your post: what the fuck ii2 even wrong wiith me? god ii’m…
are y0u referring t0 y0ur url 0r s0me stupid act which y0u have c0mmited
pff. good one.
ju2t 2tupiid 2hiit.
no biig deal.
g00d what 0h i was already assure 0f that but i felt like asking anyways
the thiing about my url.
you know.
…a22ure?
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that-derpy-catbert-kid replied to your post: that-derpy-catbert-kid replied to…
what you’re saying is completely different from what i’m saying here, sollux.
maaaaalk.
maaaaaaaaalk.
maaaaaaaaaaaaalk.
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that-derpy-catbert-kid replied to your post: what the fuck ii2 even wrong wiith me? god ii’m…
what did you do this time?
ky thought ii wa2 gonna cull her grub when iit wa2 ju2t
a
joke.
ii diidn’t even mentiion her grub. not two mentiion ii’m not that much of an a22hole two cull any grub two begiin wiith.
ii thiink 2he’2 ju2t mad at me about 2omethiing. am ii beiing...
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that-derpy-catbert-kid replied to your post: that-derpy-catbert-kid replied to…
i don’t want any “malk” i want some milk! malk sounds like a freaking disease!
then why do you driink iit?
we’re all 2ayiing malk, jh.
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lonelyaradiabot replied to your post: what the fuck ii2 even wrong wiith me? god ii’m…
are y0u referring t0 y0ur url 0r s0me stupid act which y0u have c0mmited
pff. good one.
ju2t 2tupiid 2hiit.
no biig deal.
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that-derpy-catbert-kid replied to your post: that-derpy-catbert-kid replied to…
dude. just get some milk. milk. m. i. l. k. miiiiiiiiiiiillllllllllllllllkkkkkkkkkkkkk.
ii wiill. next tiime ii go out ii’ll be 2ure two get 2ome malk.
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what the fuck ii2 even wrong wiith me?
god ii’m 2uch a diick.